- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
I'm Bronnie & this is my blog. I'm 24 and from New Zealand. I enjoy social outings, friends, movies, books, photography, cooking and adventures. I'm currently in my last year of my accounting degree then I'm off to the UK/Europe/States in 2010 to work, play & have as many adventures as I can fit in!
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lol there are some good point there!!! i liked the black box 1 and the lethal injection ones
By Rob on 03.24.06 4:27 pm | Permalink
- Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice� -
Hahahah some really good ones
And so true ^_^
By Nathan on 03.25.06 1:53 am | Permalink
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
Why are there interstate highways in Alaska?
Why is it necessary to nail down the top of a coffin?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of airplanes instead of parachutes?
Why does olive oil come from olives but baby oil doesn’t come from babies?
If a man who is alone in the forest speaks and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
By Sean on 03.25.06 4:01 am | Permalink
LOL! Why does Bronnie make me life so much?
By Elyse on 03.25.06 5:03 am | Permalink
Got this one in the mail a while ago, and ever since I’ve been practising to hold my mouth closed when I apply mascara. It’s damn hard, but I’ve almost got it down now
By Lisa on 03.26.06 7:29 am | Permalink
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