I work with my sister at a retail chain. A car was broken into at work yesterday (a customers car).
Everyone was feeling uneasy that people were breaking into cars in our carpark, so we all went out to check our cars, I couldn’t because I was busy at the time.

A lady we work with came up to me about 10 minutes later and said “I feel sorry for your sister!! Her car was stolen!”

“What?” I said.

“Your sister’s car was stolen” she repeated.

“You mean my car was stolen?” I said, now totally confused.

“No, hers. She’s on the phone to the police now making a report” she replied.

“WHAT? Go ask her, how it’s possible her car was stolen, when she car pooled this morning with me and her car is still at home?!”

She had forgotten.

HAHAH.. needless to say all the staff laughed at her and she’ll be called a blonde for a few weeks until something new happens.

Well done Aouge