I went into my boss’s office to show her a letter I had written to a client. You know, just to get confirmation that what I had written made sense, was professional and was clear enough for the client to understand.

She said all was fine and I was leaving her office to walk back to my desk I heard something muffled come from her: “…small… good, Bron”. Yeah, I didn’t catch it all.

So I replied with: “Yes, my letter writing has improved immensely, short and to the point”.

“No”, she replies. “I meant your behind, you’re shrinking away.”

Star Wars according to a 3 year old.